Title translation: life, according to spam email
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Translation: these are subject lines of emails i have received recently
Yeah, this will be difficult reading. These email subject lines were actually fed through the “L337 Speak Converter” at www.brenz.net. Consider this to be a test of your “Leet” (L337) translation skillz 🙂
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BBC h00dy mad3 in china
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B0n J0vi di3d
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I am int0 5h0rt3r m3n
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I 1ik3 t0 c0nduct an activ3 way 0f 1if3
I 1iv3 in Ru55ia
I 10v3 t3chn010gy
I’m a g00d gir1 g0n3 bad!
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I r3a11y wanna ta1k t0
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I Tru1y D0 Mi55 Y0u
I want t0 invit3 y0u t0 1unch
I wi5h t0 hav3 g00d fri3nd5hip with y0u
J3nnif3r Ani5t0n di3d
My fri3nd5 5ay that I am v3ry fri3nd1y
N33d t0 b3 ch33r3d up
N0 m0r3 b00k5 f0r MBA
0v3rc0m3r5 G3t A11 th3 G00d 5tuff!
5h3 wi11 b3 happy
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