I had something else in mind when I compiled this list of people who passed away back in 2009. For the heck of it, I am posting some “interesting” people who died that year (not in any particular order):
Les Paul, inventor of the electric guitar.
Les Paul – Guitarist and maker of guitars. Rock wouldn’t have existed without him.
|Ed McMahon – Former night show sidekick and infomercial huckster
|Farrah Fawcett - It was rather remarkable that lots of celebrities passed on in 2009. When I went through them at the IMDB website, I stopped counting at 600. In my “in memoriam” blogs, it’s not my style to emphasize celebrity deaths, but it can’t be helped here.
|Micheal Jackson – Needs no introduction.
|Sen. Ted Kennedy – While I don’t follow the Kennedys all that much, would he be the last surviving sibling of the “JFK” generation?
The Taco Bell Dog (Gidget) – Rest in peace, little guy.
|David Carradine – The Kung Fu star
|Dom DeLuise – The comedian only known to play a narrow range of characters, but appeared in plenty of movies
|Walter Cronkite - News anchor for CBS, first to announce the death of JFK
|Beatrice Arthur – Star of Maude and later, Golden Girls
Susan Atkins (“Sexy Sadie”) – Neither a celebrity nor politician, nor particularly “sexy”, was one of the murderers of the Charles Manson cult.
|Billy Mays (ad huckster, “Tool Guys”) – Even infomercial hucksters are in greater than usual numbers here.
|Ricardo Montalban – First, Nescafe, then Fantasy Island, then Star Trek, and now “the Undiscovered Country, from whose bourn no traveller returns” – Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act III, Scene I.
|Soupy Sales – Comedian most known during the 60s and 70s.
|Sydney Chaplin – Famous for being the son of Charlie.
|Roy Disney – Famous for being the brother of Walt.
|John Travolta – First a sweathog, then a singer, then Saturday Night Fever, then Scientology.
Lux Interior (The Cramps) – Punk rocker famous for incorporating the tackiest elements of ’50s chic into his music, art, and personal style. His songs appear on several recent movie soundtracks, including The Social Network, and The Matador.
As you may have known, I have a thing for loonies in that I find their stuff so entertaining. Alex Jones is neither a lefty, nor is he right-wing. He’s nothing more than a conspiracy nutjob, pure and undiluted by rational thought, although there is the occasional flash of bright light which gets quickly clouded over again by the next whacky conspiracy theory or statement which is unsupported by any document or fact that exists outside of the world Alex Jones’s imagination. And on it goes. Alex Jones has been head of InfoWars since before 9/11, and he has only gotten crazier with age. And the one thing about nutjobs — they cannot be parodied. Their heads are so far up their ass, they are already enough of a spectacle in that their own words are enough. I already said the same thing earlier about Rob Ford.
What follows has appeared before on the Perry Logan website. It is mostly reproduced here, stripped of commentary, since I think that Alex Jones needs to be best experienced without comments of any kind, since that would clash with rational thinking. Here goes:
- Israel microwaved a hundred thousand of its own children.
- Your cell phones are watching you every moment.
- The main source of meat in North Korea is executed prisoners.
- SWAT teams are being taught that Christians are evil.
- The government can control the weather.
- The Mafia was started by Julius Ceaser’s grandfather.
- Vaccines are killing our children.
- Texas is run by the Masons.
- Masons can commit murder. They make a secret sign to the judges and are immediately set free. This has been solidly confirmed.
- They sacrifice babies at Bohemian Grove.
- “Cell phones have been proven in hundreds of major studied to cause brain tumnors. There’s no debating it.”
- The NRA are gun grabbers.
- There are government-run white slavery rings.
- Columbine was a government op.
- Wal-Mart is a Defense Department front.
- Illegal aliens get to go to the front in emergency rooms.
- They put mercury in your vaccines to brain-damage your children.
- The Aztecs would take hallucinogenic enemas and cut their penises off.
- Alex Jones has correctly predicted everything that has happened in the last 10 years.
- FEMA has a giant private army.
- Illegal immigrants get free tuition and discounts on their Twinkies.
- There’s a worldwide takeover going on, perceptible only to dumb white guys… …but everyone is waking up.
- The ruling elite of the world worship Moloch.
- During his inauguration, President Clinton openly gave the sign of Satan for all the world to see.
- The secret rulers of the world can live forever.
- The elite have openly announced that they want to kill 80% of us.
- Jacques Cousteau wanted to kill 80% of us.
- You can’t succeed in academe unless you agree that 80% of the population has to be killed off.
- Dick Cheney writes papers saying terrorism isn’t real.
- The U.S. Government went around Italy blowing up school busses full of children…& admitted it.
- There are little wires in dollar bills that keep track of what you buy.
- Vicente Fox can morph into a green devil.
- The Communist Chinese Army has taken over the Massachusetts Port Authority.
- Noam Chomsky is a mongoloid idiot. Also an agent.
- There are Illuminati symbols on Starbucks coffee cups.
- Exits on tollroads are 50 miles apart.
- There are live AIDS viruses in the corn.
- 91% of Americans are Nazis.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger is a known Nazi.
- All of Clinton’s cabinet were Jewish.
- Devil-worshipers run the country.
- The United Nations goes around Africa, sterilizing women at random
- The Founding Fathers were basically stupid
- All throughout history, governments have always been Evil.
- Power outages are government plots.
- Illegal immigration is a government plot.
- The counterculture is a government plot.
- Vaccines are a government plot.
- Thumb scanning is a government plot.
- Environmentalism is a government plot.
- The National Seat Belt Initiative is a government plot.
- Feminism is a government plot. (and Gloria Steinem is a CIA operative.)
- Toll roads are a government plot.
- The drug culture is a government plot.
- Cell phones are a government plot.
- Wal Mart is a government plot.
- Sports are a government plot.
- Antidepressants are a government plot.
- All domestic terror attacks are government plots.
- The government keeps “giant, honeycombed hives full of toddlers drugged on lithium”
- The government brings in all the drugs.
- The government is spraying us with EVIL CHEMICALS contained in the cone trails of planes
- Arnold Schwarzenegger is part of an Austrian plot to take over America.
- Skull & Bones is part of an English plot to take over America.
- The United Nations is part of a (very slow) plot to take over America.
- Children’s cartoons are part of a government plot to brainwash us.
- Organized religion is brainwashing us.
- The secret ruling elite of the world are putting up buildings that look like owls.
- Most major police chiefs are CIA operatives.
- The voting-machine companies are openly run by the CIA.
- The Quakers are communists.
- Lyndon Johnson had John Kennedy killed.
- The UN has sold thousands of children into slavery & for snuff films.
- Gays are actively recruiting in our schools.
- The United Nations goes around Africa, sterilizing women at random
- Every soldier who died in any war since the Civil War was a chump
- 9-11 was only the beginning; there are going to be lots of even bigger domestic attacks
- They only hire people with IQ’s below 100 to become police officers.
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