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amusement comedy Popular Culture

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Here is a list of spam subject lines in recent emails. And remember: “The assurance receives the shoes” (wtf?)

  • Claim Your Winning!!!
  • Comfirm (sic) Your Winning!
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  • Get nominated for a degree
  • Get that higher income you deserve.
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  • Hey About Me!!!
  • Hey, Friend
  • how are you
  • how are you doing?
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  • I Need Help
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  • I search love
  • I SOLICIT YOUR CONSENT
  • If you buy a new diploma, your employer will have to raise you.
  • Impulse Buys Happen During “Use it or Lose It” Season
  • Is your skills about to expired?
  • It happens tonight
  • Stop being a fking loser
  • Stop being failure in the bedroom
  • Stop being obese and unhappy
  • Stop being so serious
  • Stop being the joke among the gals
  • Stop being the little guy
  • Stop Complaining and Deal with Your Workplace Resistance Professionally
  • Stop crying i will help
  • Stop disappointing your girl
  • Stop feeling embarrassed with your lady
  • Stop gaining weight and get the figure you want
  • Stop and Read
  • Stop hesitating, get it here now
  • Stop ignoring damn mails
  • Stop Procrastinating; Your Competitors are GSA Approved
  • Stop racking your brains for a solution
  • Stop screwing up your life
  • Stop sending me back my mails
  • Stop sending me mails!
  • Stop Spinning Your Wheels and Start Selling to the Government
  • Stop Smoking Today!
  • Stop worrying about your meds
  • Stripping for pleasure
  • Strong private parts to bang women
  • Stunning Latvian models in lingerie
  • Suffering from Premature Ejaculation?
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  • Take my mom home please
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  • Talks break down, world war unavoidable
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  • Teach her how to suck your rod
  • The assurance receives the shoes
  • The enlargement breakthrough
  • The experimental refutation of the knollohoaxers
  • The finger did not feel his mouth, and his mouth did not feel the finger.
  • The first attempt at flogging the “I am credible snow” rubbish
  • The Garooz Emailmoney Tree
  • The giant rose from my boxers
  • The greatest shag of all
  • The Manufacture and Sale of Saint Einstein – Compelling stuff
  • Tired but can’t sleep?
  • Tired of being overweight?
  • Tired of being small?
  • Tired of coming quick?
  • Tired of have a small manhood?
  • Tired of having sand kicked in your face?
  • Tired of losing your erect1on in 15 minutes, or a small sch1ong?
  • Tired of weight-loss programs that don’t work?
  • Tired of your girl being unable to come when you have sex?
  • Tired of your poor health?
  • Tired with prescriptions?
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  • U have a package with FEDEX
  • Upsize your power drill
  • Wanna be more man?
  • Wanna be slim?
  • Wanna bed all the hotties
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  • Wanna meet?
  • Wanna More Sales
  • Wanna play?
  • Wanna good bang for the buck?
  • Wanna piece of action?
  • Want to see our problem?
  • Want to smile again?
  • Want to unsubscribe?
  • Want your opinion on that
  • What meal is more healthy
  • What the Traitors Are Taking from Us
  • What unites geniuses?
  • What women need
  • What your bankers NEVER told you!
  • Who called today?
  • Who can tell?
  • Who Controls The American Media?
  • Who didn’t flush, m-f-ers?
  • WHO IS JESUS ?
  • Who made America cry?
  • Who’s dead, when and what did he die of?
  • Who’s food is this?
  • You idiot, what’ve you done?