If you thought long enough about these names, they would have other (non-musical) connotations. Just sayin’. And yes, there are people who claim these genres really exist.
|funeral doom||If it was my funeral, I wouldn’t care|
|hard alternative||Then, is it worth my while?|
|soda pop||According to the samplings, this seems to be torch songs from the late 50s and early 60s.|