Sorry, but there will be a lack of attribution. This is not my own, but is lightly edited:
1. Trump description
- The “billionaire” who hides his tax returns.
- The “genius” who hides his college grades.
- The “businessman” who bankrupted 3 casinos and lost over $1B in 10 years.
- The “playboy” who pays for sex.
- The “Christian” who doesn’t go to church.
- The “philanthropist” who defrauds charity.
- The “patriot” who dodged the draft. And attacks dead Veterans and their widows.
- The “innocent man” who refuses to testify.
2. Trump Dictionary
- Many People have told me = Voices in my head and fictional people have said to me
- A lot of people don’t know = I just learned something most people already knew
- Nobody knew = Everyone knew except me
- Believe me = I just lied
- In Fact = I’m about to lie
- He’s a great guy = He is either a foreign dictator or a Klansman
- MAGA = Making my pockets fatter off the American tax payers
- Huge = Unimportant to most people except Trump
- Loser = someone who makes me feel inferior due to their talent or accomplishments, often a government employee guilty of doing their job
- Policy Briefing = Watching Fox and Friends
- Liar = Someone telling the truth about me
- Fake News = News which Trump finds inconvenient
- Deep state = Gov’t people with experience whom I disagree with
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