Trump met a young girl named Melania They went out to dine on lasagna He plied her with liquor And told her, "Eat quicker, By seven I plan to be on ya" One evening while roaming the White House Trump wondered if he had the right house Melania said "Hey, If I had my way We'd live in an Uglegorsk lighthouse" "My daughter is gorgeous" Trump said "I can't get her out of my head That tight, sexy body – God damn, she's a hottie! And one day I'll get her in bed"
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