Now that the memo's released And all of the screaming has ceased Those four little pages That seemed so outrageous Have gone from "the worst" to "the least." Melania hated her life She didn't like being Trump's wife To deal with the man She thought up a plan Involving scotch, roofies and a knife While styling his coiffure last May Trump wondered if he might be gay So he stuck his thumb Deep into his bum And there it remains to this day
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