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Todd Taliaferro’s Trump Limerick series Part XIV

This is the last entry. I would like this to go on forever, but all things must end.

Trump just can’t be bothered with laws He scoffs the Emoluments Clause Though most folks suspect him The brain dead protect him At most we’ve got probable cause Kim Jong Un and Trump should be friends Upon […]

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Todd Taliaferro’s Trump Limerick series Part XIII

The closer we get to the facts The more freakin’ guilty Trump acts He thinks we’re all dumb And under his thumb I hope that I’m there when he cracks Trump tries to pretend he’s not nuts His clan plays along for tax cuts And Putin’s web trolls Still act like assholes From far off […]

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Todd Taliaferro’s Trump Limerick series Part XII

Trump’s doc says he’s fit as a fiddle But I think he’s fudging a little No doc talks like that Plus Trump’s crazy fat Too fat for a framework that brittle All of the president’s men Run out of mean tricks now and then Trump chides them, “You jerks, Just go with what works: Investigate […]

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Todd Taliaferro’s Trump Limerick series Part XI

Republican voters must wonder What sort of a spell are they under? Fox News says Trump’s cool But he’s Putin’s tool Should we have to pay for their blunder? We can’t keep on going this way Our plight seems more desperate each day I think we all know That Trump’s got to go There’s just […]

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Todd Taliaferro’s Trump Limerick series Part XI

Stress made Devin Nunes get sick Trump told him, “This should do the trick” “Hey wait,” Devin cried “That’s pure cyanide!” “Don’t worry,” Trump said, “It works quick.” “Those bastards have me in a fix,” Trump whined, “Democrats are all dicks I’m useless, they say ‘Cause I sleep all day Please move your hand faster, […]

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Todd Taliaferro’s Trump Limerick series Part X

Stress made Devin Nunes get sick Trump told him, “This should do the trick” “Hey wait,” Devin cried “That’s pure cyanide!” “Don’t worry,” Trump said, “It works quick.” “Those bastards have me in a fix,” Trump whined, “Democrats are all dicks I’m useless, they say ‘Cause I sleep all day Please move your hand faster, […]

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Todd Taliaferro’s Trump Limerick series Part IX

There once was a VP named Pence Whose passion for God was intense He called his wife “Mother” Had eyes for no other And lacked but one thing: common sense A filthy rich fat guy named Trump Saw his pageant beginning to slump His beauty queen cried Trump took it in stride And canned her […]

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Todd Taliaferro’s Trump Limerick series Part VIII

Our president promised a wall The neighbors would pay for it all But when it came time To show us the dime All Trump could do was just stall A well-to-do nitwit named Trump Was a liar, a thief and a chump He said “Yes I’m rich, The son of a bitch, My real name’s […]

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Todd Taliaferro’s Trump Limerick series Part VII

While driving his daughter to school Trump farted and felt like a fool Ivanka said “Dad, It really is bad I’ll just walk from here if that’s cool” What’s up with Sean Hannity’s hair? Did he mean to put his part there? The way that it’s cut It looks like a butt I bet little […]

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Todd Taliaferro’s Trump Limerick series Part VI

Trump met a young girl named Melania They went out to dine on lasagna He plied her with liquor And told her, “Eat quicker, By seven I plan to be on ya” One evening while roaming the White House Trump wondered if he had the right house Melania said “Hey, If I had my way […]

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Todd Taliaferro’s Trump Limerick series Part V

Now that the memo’s released And all of the screaming has ceased Those four little pages That seemed so outrageous Have gone from “the worst” to “the least.” Melania hated her life She didn’t like being Trump’s wife To deal with the man She thought up a plan Involving scotch, roofies and a knife While […]

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Todd Taliaferro’s Trump Limerick series Part IV

Not clapping for Trump is now treason A big deal to him for some reason He’s so full of crap Why bother to clap? With luck he’ll be gone by next season Republicans say we’re unfair For laughing at Donald Trump’s hair That orange cotton candy He thinks looks so dandy Came straight from the […]

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Todd Taliaferro’s Trump Limerick series Part III

Of Putin no ill has Trump spoken Such words anyway would be token As Trump’s critics know His bluster’s for show Vlad’s end would leave Donald heartbroken What sort of man needs a parade? Is this moron in the fourth grade? His hour of fun Will cost US a ton It won’t be his money […]

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Todd Taliaferro’s Trump Limerick series Part II

Without any apprehension Trump screwed McCabe out of his pension He never gets tired Of saying “you’re fired” Or increasing national tension Said Donald, “I just had to try it” So Stormy got paid to be quiet Republicans blamed her Evangelists shamed her Trump did what he does — he denied it Controlling guns seems […]

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Todd Taliaferro’s Trump Limerick series Part I

A YouTube viewer who goes by the name Todd Taliaferro posted a comment on YouTube that showed a prolific hand at making limericks (link here). His series of limericks goes on for some 45 or more stanzas. I was so impressed, I am going to post three of these per week.

Trump’s “University” was a […]

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The ABCs of auto-complete

Filling out “What is _____”?

The rule is: write a word or two about the first topic I see from the autocomplete dropdown.

Antifa: antifa=”anti fascist” Bitcoin: (I swear, I am just following the first thing I see!) an alternate currency used to purchase items online. (blockchain, a term related to bitcoin, came in third) […]

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You know it’s April 1st when …

The news cycle is replete with bogus stories:

Trump appoints Ivanka to head anti-nepotism task force. ‘Trump has decided gravity is not real’, says Sean Spicer, while clearly suspended by wires. “Putting Shakespeare to Rap music helps students revise”, say leading educators. World’s Largest aircraft APR001 to house a swimming pool, gym, and park. Ask […]

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I’ll let the New Yorker finish, but …

Recently, Kanye West has taken to Twitter, and many of his quotable tweets have been repackaged by someone with a lot of time on their hands, and have become the new captions on many New Yorker cartoons. Not my cup of tea (I didn’t find them either funny or ironic, just dull), but here is […]

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Crappy Album Covers #248 — De Agony of de Feet

The thing about Michael Franti, is that I like his style of music. Edgy, folky, and socially conscious, and entirely listenable.But, Michael, why did you have to ruin your latest record cover with your damn, *&#$!! foot? It’s not that pretty! Here is what they did to Franti’s CD cover at amright.com. Next up, […]

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