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Category: Popular Culture
Crappy Album Covers #272 — Lone Ranger References
Here is Metal RAPsody by Lone Rager:
Ta da!!! Here is Russell Oliver, the Loan Arranger:
And here is an Air Farce satire on Russell Oliver:
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Crappy Album Covers #271 — Smoking Tie-Ins
I have mentioned tie-ins before. Remeber Squirt? Now we have records by cigarette manufacturers. This brand was popular in Germany.For this posting, we have two records which tie in with tobacco. Now you can die in two languages. | |
… And Chesterfield Club cigarettes were popular in the States. I am not sure how I am supposed to associate cigarettes with baseball. The famous repetitive quotation by Russ Hodges (1910-1971) that makes this album title was from an historic 1951 game when player for the New York Giants Bobby Thompson hit the ball into the grandstands, known as the “shot heard around the world.” The earned the Giants 3 runs to win against the Brooklyn Dodgers 5-4 that year. I suspect that the 1951 game, now part of World Series history, is probably what the recording is about. Along with endorsing cigarettes. What is unique about this LP is that it had to be played at 78 RPM, but was a 12-inch record. If you are familiar with 78s, they were usually all 10 inches. So, the format was exceptionally rare. Kind of like Cocteau Twin’s Victorialand, which was a full-length 12″ LP from the mid-80s which had to be played at 45 RPM. |
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*****Adv1ce ab0ut 1ife acc0rd1ng t0 spam emai1*****
Here is a list of spam subject lines in recent emails. And remember: “The assurance receives the shoes” (wtf?)
- Claim Your Winning!!!
- Comfirm (sic) Your Winning!
- Do you have the experience but not the Degree?
- does anger discolour your life
- Earn more money.
- Earn more for a suitable life.
- Earn more for a improved life.
- Earn more for a effective life.
- Earn more for a good life.
- Earn more for a extraordinary life.
- Earn more for a superior life.
- Eat/Feed your Family for Less
- Get nominated for a degree
- Get that higher income you deserve.
- Get that higher income you deserve for a improved life.
- Get that higher income you deserve for a effective life.
- Get that higher income you deserve for a pleasant life.
- Get that higher income you deserve for a good life.
- Get that higher income you deserve for a more satisfactory life.
- Get that higher income you deserve for a prosperous life.
- Get that higher income you deserve for a extraordinary life.
- Get that higher income you deserve for a superior life.
- Hey About Me!!!
- Hey, Friend
- how are you
- how are you doing?
- how are you doing?
- I Need Help
- I Need Your Assistance
- I search love
- I SOLICIT YOUR CONSENT
- If you buy a new diploma, your employer will have to raise you.
- Impulse Buys Happen During “Use it or Lose It” Season
- Is your skills about to expired?
- It happens tonight
- Stop being a fking loser
- Stop being failure in the bedroom
- Stop being obese and unhappy
- Stop being so serious
- Stop being the joke among the gals
- Stop being the little guy
- Stop Complaining and Deal with Your Workplace Resistance Professionally
- Stop crying i will help
- Stop disappointing your girl
- Stop feeling embarrassed with your lady
- Stop gaining weight and get the figure you want
- Stop and Read
- Stop hesitating, get it here now
- Stop ignoring damn mails
- Stop Procrastinating; Your Competitors are GSA Approved
- Stop racking your brains for a solution
- Stop screwing up your life
- Stop sending me back my mails
- Stop sending me mails!
- Stop Spinning Your Wheels and Start Selling to the Government
- Stop Smoking Today!
- Stop worrying about your meds
- Stripping for pleasure
- Strong private parts to bang women
- Stunning Latvian models in lingerie
- Suffering from Premature Ejaculation?
- Take her deep today
- Take my mom home please
- Take part in a sexual marathon with our qualified help!
- Take this c0ck enlargement pi11 only if you want to attract the best women
- Take your sexy break!
- Talks break down, world war unavoidable
- Tap her hole and drill her
- Teach her how to suck your rod
- The assurance receives the shoes
- The enlargement breakthrough
- The experimental refutation of the knollohoaxers
- The finger did not feel his mouth, and his mouth did not feel the finger.
- The first attempt at flogging the “I am credible snow” rubbish
- The Garooz Emailmoney Tree
- The giant rose from my boxers
- The greatest shag of all
- The Manufacture and Sale of Saint Einstein – Compelling stuff
- Tired but can’t sleep?
- Tired of being overweight?
- Tired of being small?
- Tired of coming quick?
- Tired of have a small manhood?
- Tired of having sand kicked in your face?
- Tired of losing your erect1on in 15 minutes, or a small sch1ong?
- Tired of weight-loss programs that don’t work?
- Tired of your girl being unable to come when you have sex?
- Tired of your poor health?
- Tired with prescriptions?
- Upsize your manhood today
- Upsize your package easily with us
- U have a package with FEDEX
- Upsize your power drill
- Wanna be more man?
- Wanna be slim?
- Wanna bed all the hotties
- Wanna have eye-catching manhood?
- Wanna meet?
- Wanna More Sales
- Wanna play?
- Wanna good bang for the buck?
- Wanna piece of action?
- Want to see our problem?
- Want to smile again?
- Want to unsubscribe?
- Want your opinion on that
- What meal is more healthy
- What the Traitors Are Taking from Us
- What unites geniuses?
- What women need
- What your bankers NEVER told you!
- Who called today?
- Who can tell?
- Who Controls The American Media?
- Who didn’t flush, m-f-ers?
- WHO IS JESUS ?
- Who made America cry?
- Who’s dead, when and what did he die of?
- Who’s food is this?
- You idiot, what’ve you done?
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Crappy Album Covers #270 — The Overuse of Cadillacs
After some looking about, I can’t for the life of me remember where I got the record cover from. While the name of the jpeg has the word “coverbrowser” in it, I tried “Coverbrowser.com” and several search strings, to no avail.I recall it was a jazz band, possibly one that was popular in the night clubs. I know nothing else. All evidence of the origin of this photo has disappeared into the Internet memory hole. | |
Guy Drake had a minor spoken-word hit with “Welfare Cadillac”, a song which poked fun of welfare recipients. Johnny Cash was asked to perform for Richard Nixon, and Welfare Cadillac was one of the songs Cash was requested to play. He refused, citing “short notice” rather than political reasons.Drake’s tune was one of a small group of “right-wing” hits; another from the same period being “Hokie From Muskokie”, a tribute to Nixon’s Silent Majority who didn’t protest the war, didn’t use recreational drugs, and didn’t listen to rock-and-roll. |
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Crappy Album Covers #269 — For the Kiddies
Colby was a TV series that began in the late ’80s, that send a Christian message to children. You can find Colby records and CDs for sale at on-line Christian bookstores everywhere.The title “God Uses Kids!” smacks of this other CAC posting. | |
If I was a child and I wanted to be introduced to jazz, I would let Cannonball Adderley introduce me to it. In the 50s and 60s, he, Miles Davis, and others were considered the best in their field. Adderley played on Miles Davis’s “Kind of Blue” LP, released in the late 50s, the album which was to Jazz what Sergeant Pepper was to Rock and Roll. |
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Crappy Album Covers #268 — Sensitive People
By some coincidence, both of these album releases are from Cuba, and from the year 1968.
Eduardo Davidosn (1929-1994) is a cuban-born musician who released a 1968 album called “Le Chien (The Dog)”, perhaps in an early effort to make himself the darling of animal rights groups. | |
A muted version of The Many Facets of Roger… here, we see the two sides of La Lupe’s armchair.
Guadalupe Victoria Yoli Raymond (1939-1992) had a brief but rewarding career in the late 60s and early 70s, being the first Cuban singer to sell out in Madison Square Garden, but was in an increasing state of poverty later in life. |
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Crappy Album Covers #267 — Can you hold my pineapples for a minute?
You have to feel sorry for the model. She must feel pretty tired holding those pineapples, and I wish I could help by holding them for her, … her pineapples that is. No information exists on the album “Go with me to Hawaii” (Fahre mit mir nach Hawaii), except that it is likely from Germany, and the album title appears to come from the song “Riding in the Dreamboat of Love” (Steig In Das Traumboot Der Liebe), but maybe not. | |
I would like to have known when this trend started. I obviously missed this boat, for sure. WFMU has lavished more bandwidth than I will ever spend on this 1982 album, complete with presenting all of the mp3s. WFMU reminds us, it’s not just the marketer on the album cover, it’s what’s inside that counts. And we hear a guy in a fake French accent tell you what moves to make with your body over seductive classical music. |
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Crappy Album Covers #266 — My Hero!
King Obstinate:
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(Video) Miraculously Good/Bad Luck (La Chance 3)
Here is the latest instalment:
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(Video) Miraculously Good Luck/Bad Luck (La Chance 2)
I haven’t posted anything related to this since last year. These videos just fascinate me. I can’t get enough. More to come later.
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Crappy Album Covers #265 — Marketeers of Unknown Elpees
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Crappy Album Covers #264 — Album covers depicting filthy sex
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Crappy Album Covers #263 — Answered and Un-answered questions
Timmie Rogers (? – 2007) had more class than Thaddaeus Monk. He wore a suit in his comedy performances, and also composed music for the likes of Nat King Cole and Sarah Vaughan. He had written for television’s Sanford and Son.The dream that was a comedy routine for black comedians in the 60s and 70s is now a reality. I would imagine that the irony would be lost on today’s generation. | |
Now for an un-answered question: “Should lesbians be allowed to play pro football?”, a 1973 LP comedy by New Yorker Joseph Roszawikz (1914-1982). He was a talented comedian whose career extended to Vaudeville, whose resume includes movies include Love Bug, Hong Kong Phooey, and the series Love American Style. WFMU’s Ralph Nesteroff seems to know more about the darker side of Ross than the general population. Discussed there are his 10-plus marriages, his abrasive demeanour, and his misogynistic treatment of the opposite sex. To hear his brand of comedy, he appears to come about his jokes honestly. He also has the ability to laugh at himself. While the title is stated at the start of the routine, he never expands on it to my knowledge. |
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Crappy Album Covers #262 — My Babe Magnet
How to pick up chicks: Lesson 1: Tell her about your “wheels”, your “dream machine”, your “love bug”. The ladies often are attracted to a guy with a nice car, since it is a symbol of financial stability and a well-maintained car is a sign that you are conscientious, mature, and tend to take care of your belongings.This is the cover of the 1977 single, “A Real Mother For Ya” by Johnny “Guitar” Watson (1935-1996). It’s a great funk album. E-Music calls it hip-hop (must have been a youngster that called it that). The title track can be heard below. Excellent tune. Click on the album cover to get the album from emusic.com. He won a grammy in 1996, just before his death, and has left behind a musical style that had influenced the likes of Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughan. He died while performing a concert in Japan in May 1996, collapsing in the middle of a guitar solo. “A Real Mother For Ya”:
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Surfer dudes The Lively Ones even have their own website. Jim Masoner, Tim Fitzpatrick, and Joel Willenbring still play the odd gig together in the SoCal area. The Lively Ones have been a 5-piece band since 1963, with two of the band members changing over the years. The link above tells all. |
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Crappy Album Covers #261 — Metal Annoyances
It’s one thing to steal a model of a skull from your high school biology lab, but it is quite another to go to auto shop at the other end of your high school, take a photo of a grinder, and then place the two images together in MS Paint. It has been discovered that the image is a fake album cover, and the mea culpas have come out.
Did you get it? Skull grind? Maybe Eric was being too subtle. Blogger Eric Meyer actually did this one in MS Paint while a student at the Universtiy of Minnesota when he should have been studying. Welcome to the CAC Blogosphere, Eric, where the other time wasters have been lurking! |
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No pertinent information exists on Wolf, or the artist (some guy named Arnold), except from blogs such as this one, who have already pointed out that the so-called “wolf” looks like a pointy-eared baboon with a trench coat, with vultures’ heads for fingers.
I cannot even speculate on the genre, year or country of origin. |
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Crappy Album Covers #260 — The End of the World
Get ready for the Armageddon Experience! Are you experienced?Notice how tastefully they depict an impression of the end of the world. Notice the lettering, the flaming something-or-other that could just as well be oil soaked up on The Redneck Riviera, set in flame. | |
The United Nations Press?! You couldn’t possibly be talking about this press?If you have an “endgame” scenario worth discussing, is it really necessary to disguise your message in the cloak of another publication? |
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Crappy Album Covers #259 — Recordings of Enigmatic Individuals
The 1968 Democratic Convention in Chicago was held in what has been described as a Potemkin-style setting, in a building with bulletproofed walls, and chain-linked fences topped by concertina wire surrounding the perimeter. Demonstrators, ranging from moderate to radical, who had a myriad of special causes, but with Tet and Martin Luther King fresh in their minds, had what was intended as a peaceful demonstration, but which ended up as being violent. It has been widely accepted that the Chicago Police and the Illinois National guard were the instigators, and even journalists were getting beaten up. Among the roughed-up journalists were Dan Rather, and Mike Wallace.
Among the arrested, tried and jailed were members of what became known as The Chicago Eight, a loosely-connected bunch whose most prominent members included Bobby Seale, Abbie Hoffman, and Jerry Rubin. The latter two were founders of the “Yippie” (YIP=Youth International Party) movement. Bobby Seale was not charged, although he was sentenced to 5 years for contempt of court, due to an outburst he had toward the presiding judge Julius Hoffman. The outburst was due to Seale being denied the attorney he wanted, and being denied the opportunity to represent himself. Seale was ordered bound, gagged, and chained to a chair for the remainder of the proceedings. Hence, the record cover. Because of the contempt of court charge, his trial was never heard, and the Chicago Eight became the Chicago Seven. The four-year sentence for contempt of court was one of the longest in the history of American jurisprudence for that charge.
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Crappy Album Covers #258 — Georgy Porgy Puddn’ ‘n’ Pie
Here are The In-Men, with their only top-40 hit.
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Crappy Album Covers #257 — The Gay Life
Playwright and church minister Al Carmine’s (1936-2005) 1973 “Off-off-Broadway” play “Faggot”, was a play which managed to encompass all facets of gay life. The play was likely a celebration of the declassification of homosexuallity as a mental illness, being the first-ever gay musical, and likely the first-ever gay musical, period. Homosexuality was declassified as a mental illness by fiat, by the APA in 1973, the same year as the play.
Historical gay characters featured in the play were Oscar Wilde, Gertrude Stein, Alice B. Toklas, and Catherine the Great. |
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George Kennedy’s 1967 spoken-word album “Homosexuality in The American Male” struggles with the “mental illness” paradigm of what we seem to accept today merely as a lifestyle choice.
A track can be heard here, courtesy of April Winchell: [media id=13 width=320 height=25] |
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